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ZOË LANDALE
Hello, Goodbye

Excerpts from Once a Murderer, published by Wolsak & Wynn in 2008.

Ivan Coyote
Demonstrating Affection

I learned most of what I know about being a man from my Uncle Rob. Uncle Rob has never let the fact that I was declared female at birth get in the way of our male bonding, and I’ve always loved him best for it.

JOE FAFARD
Fafard

Sculptures of rural Canadian life by a Saskatchewan artist.

Sean Fitzgerald
Faces in High Park

In 2006, the City of Toronto commissioned [Colin] Partridge, a wood spirit carver, to carve figures into the dying trees in High Park.

SUSAN ZETTELL
The Great White Hope

Charlie didn’t know anything about Bobby Orr, and Kathy didn’t either, not then. But in 1966, when Bobby started playing for the Boston Bruins, anybody who knew anything about hockey knew he was the Canadian hope that was going to save the Bruins, an

JOHN SCULLY
Spot the Journalist

The table of contents from John Scully’s Am I Dead Yet?: 71 Countries, 36 War Zones, 1 Man’s Opinion.

Sachiko Murakami
Portrait of Hockey Player as Missing Woman

A poem from The Invisibility Exhibit, published by Talonbooks in 2008.

For Ever & Ever

Gravestone epitaphs from The Final Word: the Book of Canadian Epitaphs.

REBECCA DOLEN
Perhaps Facts

It’s important to get slivers out from under the skin as soon as possible. If a sliver goes too deep it can get into your bloodstream and work its way toward your heart, causing death.

HAROLD RHENISCH
Telling the Truth

When someone asks you for the truth,for God’s sake, lie. Give them what they want.

JEANETTE LYNES
A Brief History of Vinyl

A record is a palimpsest, an incestof sound. A drill-bit riding a carouselat midnight.

FARLEY MOWAT
Nude, Not Amiable

We were stripping off in the car for a skinny dip and were mostly naked as frogs when another car pulled up and four big guys hopped out. They were Mounties.

MARGO BUTTON
Neighbours In Bir Hassan

We curled up like animals, hot bodiesspooned together on the cement floor—my husband, son, the maid and me.

Mary Leighton
Unparliamentary Language

Expressions that have been ruled unparliamentary during various sittings of the Canadian House of Commons.

CALEB ZIMMERMAN
The Lava Pit

Furthermore, let us ponder the fact that Calgary is becoming sophisticated and edgy. Residents have nameslike Aidan, Cody, Ethan, Paige, and Avery, and buy cupcakes from stores that sell only cupcakes, and cheese from stores that sell only cheese.

DAVID B. GIVENS
Solitary Dining

Gaze direction: The tendency of a lone diner a. to look up in a café or restaurant, and b. to move the eyes horizontally across the view-field while taking a bite of food or drinking from a cup, bottle, or glass.

JOHN HODGMAN
The Comedy Mines

A lovely story of heroism and children-crushing, to be sure, but is it just another Jumbo-load of Barnum bunkum?

Glass Eyes and False Teeth

Things found in the Toronto Transit Commission’s Lost and Found.

Blog, Slog, Filibuster

The ten most looked-up words in Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary 2003-2006.

Vede Hille
Queer History Project: The Love That Won't Shut Up

Geist is proud to present a clip from the World Premiere of a new film by Ivan E. Coyote and Veda Hille. Commissioned for Out On Screen’s new Queer History Project, this is the first in a series of creative partnerships that draw out Vancouver’s forg

Exquisite Corpse

A series of narratives and rants written collaboratively in the exquisite corpse form (write a sentence and pass the paper to the next person).

Diddly Squat

List of objects destroyed by the Vancouver Police Department and the City of Vancouver at the Woodward’s Squat

Daniel Francis
Daniel Francis Interview

Daniel Francis recently spoke to Joseph Planta from THECOMMENTARY.ca about his book, Red Light Neon: A History of Vancouver’s Sex Trade (Subway, 2007). Listen here.

TODD WONG
Striking Haiku

Last summer, Vancouver Public Library workers composed Strike Haiku during their 88-day job action.