Table of contents from Am I Dead Yet?: 71 Countries, 36 War Zones, 1 Man’s Opinion, published by Fitzhenry & Whiteside in 2008. Spot the Terrorist Have You Told Them About Jonestown?Banana TerrorismSaddam the TerribleDirty Gael Talk South of the Border PleasantvilleCruel BritanniaThe Glamour, The Clamor Who’s a Greedy Boy? Sir, Please Tighten Your SphincterMen of War Stars and Gripes Boys Behaving Terribly The Sands of Terror Terror’s End If Only You’d Been Shot What’s the Why?