Abstract art.

Blackout blinds.

Chemotherapy wigs.

Divorce court.

Existential philosophy.

Foreign rights.

Gap year blues.

Homebirth rallies.

Income tax.

Jet lag.

Kindergarteners carrying heavy wifi loads.

Lunch-truck fatigue.

Metacriticism.

Non-communicable, age-related cardio-pulmonary diseases.

Orthodontists.

Peckishness.

Quandariness.

Retro-modern décor ennui.

Second World problems.

Third World problems.

Under-enrolled inner-city charter schools.

Vanity publishing.

Weltshmertz.

Xfinity router outages.

Yoghurt packaging rage.

Zero money down.