From Invasive Species. Published by Buckrider Books in 2014.
BEARS COULD BE ANYWHERE
On the subway at rush hour.
Between couch cushions.
In the drawer with dull pencils
and batteries and nothing
you need. In the eavestrough.
On a soccer field
during a lightning storm.
In the pocket of your dirty jeans,
your unlaced sneakers.
Run a hand under the sheets
before bedtime. Bears prefer to sleep
on Egyptian cotton.
They can usually tell if it’s cheap.
BEARS STARTLE EASILY
In conditions of hampered visibility,
braid willow in your hair.
Floss with alder. Line your eyelids
with nightshade. Sing jazz standards
in the key of C or D-flat major.
If you must tell a bear
about your hysterectomy,
your son’s defection from the military
academy, speak quietly
but with conviction.
Never let them smell your Ativan.
KEEP YOUR CAMPSITE CLEAN
Bundles of unattended clothing
invite curious bears.
The wilderness is not a thrift store
parking lot. A grizzly in floral skirts
and pearls is not just “going through a phase.”
Individuals are often spotted near high school
proms and costume departments.
Their fur may start to thin.
They may become dependent on polyester.
Eventually, such bears must be destroyed.