From Made Beautiful by Use, published by Signature Editions in 2007.

Transposition from President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative, July 18, 2003

Youngsters doing jumping jacks, Olympic gold medallists— All across our metroplex the overstressed and overtaxed stay strong in order to promote this latest fitness trend: thirty minutes a day, five days a week, a healthy body and a healthy mind will earn you enough steak to eat like a president. Spread the message. Eat steak and live a longer life. It’s the presidential challenge! Are you always tired of being the little guy? Had too much neighbourly small talk with ex-sports stars— Good to see you, Rick, how’s the fastball? Rick always saying, “I want to put the word out for running, how’d you do it nationally?” What I always tell him:  “Friend, I ran hard and will run again, and if you want to run after me, you’ll have to run harder until it doesn’t hurt anymore and keep on running. You see, I, too, started with nothing except a good pair of legs because making the right choice in life is exercise enough: you count the number of states you can defeat and then run to win.”