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Dirty Old Demon

From a 1990 tract from North Carolina that portrayed Santa Claus as the devil and reprinted in Santa Claus, A Biography by Gerry Bowler, published by McClelland & Stewart in 2005.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

The devil has a demon,
His name is Santa Claus.
He’s a dirty old demon
Because of last year’s flaws.
He promised Jack a yo-yo,
And Jill a diamond ring.
They woke up on Christmas morning
Without a single thing...
One day they’ll stand before God
Without their bag of tricks.
Without their red-nosed reindeer
Or their phony old Saint Nicks;
For Revelation twenty-one,
Verse eight, tells where they’ll go:
Condemned to everlasting hell,
Where there’ll be no Ho! Ho! Ho!

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