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KELSEA O'CONNOR

One 6-oz rubber hockey puck at Canadian Tire

  • Postage to send one 30 gram letter anywhere in Canada
  • 3 minutes and 46.5 seconds of Bobcaygeon by The Tragically Hip on iTunes
  • Not quite 4 sour cream glazed Timbits™
  • 10.25 pages of Geist
  • 40.25 raw natural almonds
  • 19 minutes, 48 seconds of dryer time at Budget Coin Laundry on Dundas Street in Toronto
  • 9.96 metres of scotch tape
  • 5.7 minutes of labour under BC minimum wage
  • 7 Ikea meatballs
  • 178.5 millilitres of Granville Island Brewing Lions Winter Ale
  • 43.5 minutes of rental housing in Dundas West in Toronto
  • 2.6 photographs on a 24-exposure roll of Fujifilm
  • 14 minutes and 51 seconds of internet use at Net Effect Internet Café in Toronto
  • 74 millilitres of Pumpkin Spice Latte plus unlimited WiFi at Starbucks
  • 108 seconds of long-distance calling within Canada
  • 938 millilitres of gasoline; approximate driving distance: 11.2 km
  • Nearly one minute in a tanning bed.
  • 4.7% of a Bob & Doug DVD on Amazon.
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    KELSEA O'CONNOR

    Kelsea O’Connor is contributing editor to Geist. She lives in New Westminster.


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    Fiction
    David Huebert

    The Business of Salvation

    I watch the lights slip and slur on the headpond and think down, toward the dam, the embankment and the long drop of the spillway where the water rests, whirled and stunned

    Toby Sharpe

    Satellite

    I don’t know where a person can go when they disappear, apart from underwater.

    MATT ROBINSON

    Zamboni Driver’s Lament

    i know hate, its line-mates. believe me. you kids have, i’m sure, wasted—all early morning anxious and weak-ankled—their first impatient shuffle-kicks and curses on me.