From Don’t Get Eaten By Anything. Published by Conundrum Press in 2015. Dakota McFadzean’s work has appeared in Mad magazine, Broken Pencil, Funny or Die and many others. He lives in Toronto.
How could this story, which loomed so large in my world, be lost to history?
Are you an engineer? Are you sure?
Don't mess with Madame Larmer's mojo.
