From Don’t Get Eaten By Anything. Published by Conundrum Press in 2015. Dakota McFadzean’s work has appeared in Mad magazine, Broken Pencil, Funny or Die and many others. He lives in Toronto.
I'd step onto the boat and watch all my suffering recede into the horizon
Roni Simunovic catalogues types of literary festival attendees: the jaded art student, the CanLit socialite, the overworked publisher and more.
How could this story, which loomed so large in my world, be lost to history?
