From Don’t Get Eaten By Anything. Published by Conundrum Press in 2015. Dakota McFadzean’s work has appeared in Mad magazine, Broken Pencil, Funny or Die and many others. He lives in Toronto.
Eve Corbel lays out how likely you are to die by plane crash, shark attack, lightning, flu and other likely and unlikely causes.
On sick watch, Sarah Leavitt observes her mother shoot out of bed, sing folk songs and talk in short bursts.
I'd step onto the boat and watch all my suffering recede into the horizon
