Adam Lewis Schroeder is the author of All-Day Breakfast, Kingdom of Monkeys and Empress of Asia. He lives in Penticton, BC and at adamlewisschroeder.com.
My friend Eric moved to Los Angeles five years ago to become a rock star, only to learn that drummers and bass players in L.A. are unreliable, that nobody in L.A. goes to see live music and that the chicks in L.A. are all crazy. Once he got to wait at a stoplight behind Patricia Arquette, once Britney Spears came into the gym where he worked and one time a bouncer let him into a club ahead of Fabio, and none of these things made him famous.
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